A classic still life—recast through the lens of queer eroticism. Two half-filled wine glasses, a ribboned gift box, tender roses in bloom. And towering beside them: a massive dildo, unmistakably present, gleaming like sculpture.

It’s romantic, absurd, and deliberate. A setup meant not just to seduce but to parody seduction itself. This isn’t about spontaneity—it’s staged, styled, and delivered with a wink. The flowers may wilt, the wine may sour, but the toy? That stays hard. Always ready, always waiting.